I Just Realized....

that I am a total slacker and haven't posted in FOREVER!!! I've seriously got to get off my booty and get back to the blog world!!

So let's do a quick recap and pray extra hard that I can actually get things caught up and back to the current state of our lives!

Ok...what's been going on the past month that my 5 readers would love to hear about.....

1. Just found out yesterday that a convicted rapist lives across the street in the townhouse complex! I'm pretty pissed about this! I have to find out how long he has been living there because by law our AWESOME asshole of a slumlord had to provide us with a website that has all the registered sex offenders listed.....and he didn't! If he has been there longer than we have lived here....then I'm going to figure out what to do next! Maybe we can get out of our lease early!!

2. We already have been planning on moving to get in a better school district....but with item #1....We for sure are moving!!! Living in the hood BLOWS! And it's not that bad of a hood! So now it means....cleaning and cleaning and throwing away and throwing MORE away and packing! Those of you that know me and my family...the pack rat gene runs in the family and I am no exception! Unfortunately for me, Big Daddy doesn't have this gene!! The hardest thing for me to do is throw something that is perfectly good away. Now I know donate donate donate....but this is why donation centers piss me off. I'm a fat girl...so I sent some clothes that I can't wear anymore with my mom to give to Goodwill in Missoula. I figured the fat girls of Missoula would like them..especially since there isn't a fat girl store there. So Mom takes the clothes yesterday and the Goodwill worker replies "I don't know where we are going to put them!" She only had 2 bags!!! I'm about to the point where I would rather throw things away than donate! We are giving them things to make money and they ALWAYS are jackasses about it!!! Last time we had a Goodwill incident my Mom ended up dropping an F-bomb out front!!

3, We are planning our summer trips home. I am super excited to get away for a bit! It's been a long time since we have been home.

4. So in addition to summer trips, packing, moving, hot summers, Rick's summer schedule...we have school for Ashleigh!! I enrolled her a few weeks ago. If we move we just transfer to a new school if in the district. If we are in a new district, which I pray we are, then we have to re-enroll. I can't believe we have a kindergartener!! Where did the time go?!?!?!?!!

5. Oh yeah...the Sharks sucked ass and lost in the first round of playoffs. Things around here aren't good!! The team is PISSED...well owners are pissed. I'm worried about the changes next season. We will have a job....but things definitely are going to change. I know change usually is good.....but I'm not sure that is the case here!

6. Big Daddy finally got to shave his stash off!!! I'll post the final picture soon. Of course he hasn't got his reward and not sure if he will! I tease him that he sold his body for nothing! haha

7. At the library, I got a booger flicked on me by dreadlock wearing dad.

Good times we have had!!!

I think that about catches everyone up. I'll try to get in gear and post pics! I miss my blog! lol